Comments Posted By srimbael
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"DROOPY DRAWERS" IS NOT A CARTOON CHARACTER
First of all, I have to agree that the droopy drawers style (and I use the term loosely) is not a cultural thing anymore, if it once was. I see white men wearing these saggy pants all the time; and I do mean men - twenty, thirty, even forty years old. No, I am afraid that somehow, for some reason unfathomable to me, this unattractive, even revolting, style is as common as denim jeans. While denim jeans can look extremely sexy, the droopy drawers are totally unsexy, look like they have a dump in them (as noted by a previous poster); however, they are a source of fascinating entertainment.
I recently found myself unwillingly entranced at the sight of a twentysomething man in Walmart. He was unattractive, looked dirty, had long dreadlocks, and yes, he was black. He was dressed all in white, a baggy white t-shirt and long baggy, droopy, saggy pants. I had the misfortune of constantly coming upon him in each aisle I happened to wander through. Each time I saw him his drawers and his underdrawers were slipping lower and lower down his ass. I couldn't help myself. Unable to resist, repulsed yet mezmerized, I began to follow him, his crack becoming more exposed each minute. I couldn't turn away. It was like driving by a car wreck. I knew, just knew, that any second the pants would drop to his knees. Just then three women came up to him and began talking. I thought surely...but no, not one of them told him to pull his pants up.
I know how uncomfortable slightly baggy pants can be, the crotch constantly rubbing the inside of your thighs. How could he stand it?! I couldn't take it anymore. When about 2+ inches of his crack was showing, I finally forced myself to turn away. I wanted to vomit.
Comment Posted By srimbael On 3.02.2008 @ 19:49
