ANTHRAX HOAXER CAUGHT: WHERE'S MALKIN?
Just to be clear for the research labs and other sadlynosieans, i'm a different brad, not the big Brad at SN. Probably knew that, but Ricky might not have. Seems to be plenty he doesn't know.
Malkin posts about terrorism a lot, ricky. Every time a muslim commits a felony anywhere in the US, she's on it, calling it terrorism. But apparently white guys committing actual terrorist acts are just crazy lone wolves that tell us nothing about nothing, especially if they're, by pure random coincidence, fans of pundits who make frequent use of eliminationist rhetoric. I mean, sheesh, it's not as if Ann Coulter has ever advocated violence against her political opponents.
And ricky, my closeted future gay marriage partner?
Let's whip em out and compare brain sizes. I'm working on my second MA as part of a Phd in philosophy. Then there's postdoc. My gpa is, like, shiny, too.
Did you even go to the joke that is journalism school? And, ifso, where is your career?WITHOUT A DOUBT, SOME OF THE DUMBEST, THE DENSEST, THE MOST INSUFFERABLY STUPID PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET HAVE POST DOCS. ONLY A FOOL BELIEVES THAT IT BESPEAKS INTELLIGENCE TO HAVE ONE. AND ONLY AN INSECURE IDIOT TRIES TO "PROVE" HE'S SMARTER THAN SOMEONE ELSE BY BRAGGING ABOUT IT.
Comment Posted By brad On 15.11.2006 @ 18:32
SURPRISING RESTRAINT FROM THE LEFT
Either you're a brilliant parody or quite an idiot, Ricky.
Comment Posted By brad On 11.11.2006 @ 16:27
But I'll keep playing and explain.
The person whose spelling you tried to slag meant to spell them wurdz that way. It's a 5-6 year old joke from South Park, back when it was actually funny.
I'd act surprised you don't get it, as it's a really effing commonly reused joke, but, hey, you're proud not to know. Why would you want to be up on pop culture references from the previous century anyway?
I'm glad I checked back in.
Comment Posted By brad On 11.11.2006 @ 00:19
I realize South Park is too immature for your highly refined tastes, Ricky, but one would think you'd have some basic awareness of the jokes they've made that have become a part of pop culture.
Which is to say, yet again, you've managed to make an even bigger ass of yerself. Well done.
Y'know, Ricky, the harder you try, the harder I laugh.
Comment Posted By brad On 9.11.2006 @ 18:30
Oh, Ricky. That was very funny. I am soooooooooo angry you altered my comment. Really and truly. Raaaar. See how angry I am?
I can also make a sound like a cow. Would you like to hear me moooooooo? I can also quack like a duck and squeak like a marmoset...SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
You're so sexy. And now I get to see if you're up and watch this post disappear.
Brad:
What on earth are you talking about? Have you suffered a breakdown and regressed even further back into childhood than you are already?
Comment Posted By brad On 9.11.2006 @ 00:12
Hate to break it to you Ricky, but we's partying over this in nyc, too. And will continue to do so for a couple days more.
Been a long time comin, and the sour taste our celebrations leave in your mouth seems like sweet, sweet candy to me.I know this is silly and juvenile of me. Actually, it's really, really, stupid. But we Democrats aren't very grown up and besides, what can you expect from a moron like me?
Oh btw - you rock!
Comment Posted By brad On 8.11.2006 @ 16:07
THE WEBSITE THAT STARTED IT ALL - STRANGE BUT TRUE
Ricky,
Comment Posted By brad On 1.10.2006 @ 15:53
thanks.
Keep flailing about.
It's really effing funny.
Nevermind the homophobic yet closeted gay kiddie diddler who broke his own cyberpredator laws, who told on him?
Love it.
You poor, poor thing. All you did was try to argue that the repubs having a barely legal loving closeted gay cyberpredator revealed as a member of their leadership proves dems are weak on defense. How could anyone misinterpret that.
Comment Posted By brad On 1.10.2006 @ 15:58
Poor dear.
FOLEY MATTER PROVES REPUBLICANS SUPPORT PERVERTS
Ricky, ricky, ricky.
Comment Posted By brad On 30.09.2006 @ 22:37
Fine, I won't swear, but let me ask again.
How well do you know Kierkegaard and Proust?
I'm quite prepared to discuss them, though I'll admit I'm not as versed in Proust as I am Soren. And I'm quite willing to swear, tho apparently only serious rightwingers have the judgment necessary to decide when vulgarity is appropriate.
Is it my turn in Santa's lap?
Comment Posted By brad On 2.09.2006 @ 01:02
Ok, for Christmas I want the Nintendo Wii, the wire season 3 on dvd, for cocaine use to undo nosejobs and cause breast implants to deflate, and for "the Narrative" to be changed so that little Timmy gets a new leg and racism isn't the new black for the right this fall.
It's almost sad how you manage to convince yourself of all this enough to end on a triumphant note, but reassuring, too. Keep pushing those old lies in shiny new packaging, please.